Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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