We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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