I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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