how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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