Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If I had your ass I would rule the world
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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