I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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