Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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