oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Are we still banned from the library?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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