She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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