the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
