We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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