Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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