Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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