we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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