Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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