He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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