I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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