Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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