You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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