He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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