Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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