So drunk its hurt
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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