thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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