he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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