so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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