I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My dad is sitting where you rode me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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