How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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