The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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