is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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