OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Enjoy the penises
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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