you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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