have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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