i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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