cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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