so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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