walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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