Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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