You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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