No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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