Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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