i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it's like iHOP with fire
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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