i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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