giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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