you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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