Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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