i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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