we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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