shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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