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sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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