my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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