so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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