just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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