She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize