you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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