I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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