my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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