Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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