Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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