sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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